Welcome, agent, to the Sock Ninja's Spy Craft, the most clandestine, high-stakes sock-themed espionage operation on the planet.
Our mission, should you choose to accept it, is to infiltrate the world's most heavily guarded sock drawer, steal the world's most valuable sock, and return with the intel.
We have an elite team of sock ninjas, each with their own unique skills and strengths:
Will you join us, agent? The world's most valuable sock awaits.