Sock Ninja Training Facility

Welcome, young Sock Ninja-in-training!

You have stumbled upon the most exclusive and highly classified training facility for the world's greatest sock ninjas. Enroll in our rigorous martial arts program, learn the art of stealthy gadgetry, or master the ancient art of sock-based sabotage.

Training Regimen:

• Monday: Sock-based Parkour (4:00 AM - 6:00 AM)
• Tuesday: Stealthy Sock Deployment (6:00 AM - 8:00 AM)
• Wednesday: Advanced Sock-based Sabotage Techniques (8:00 AM - 12:00 PM)
• Thursday: Lunch Break (12:00 PM - 1:00 PM)
• Fridays: Ninja Sock Agility Training (1:00 PM - 3:00 PM)
• Saturdays: Sock Ninja Movie Nights (6:00 PM - 9:00 PM)

Graduation Ceremony:

After completing the course, each Sock Ninja-in-training will receive a diploma and a pair of custom-made, high-tech ninja socks. View the Graduation Requirements

Read the Sock Ninja Code of Honor