Sock Ninja Training Academy

Where stealth meets footwear

Welcome, young ninja-in-training, to the most elite school for Sock Ninjas. Our program is designed to take your foot-fu skills to the next level.

Course 1: Sock Ninja Fu Basics (3 days, 2 nights)

Course 2: Sock Ninja Agility Training (5 days, 4 nights)

Course 3: Sock Ninja Sabotage Tactics (7 days, 6 nights)

Disclaimer: Sock Ninja Training Academy is not responsible for lost socks, ruined laundry, or spontaneous urges to steal all the world's socks.
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This is a page about an elite school for Sock Ninjas, with three courses to choose from: Sock Ninja Fu Basics, Sock Ninja Agility Training, and Sock Ninja Sabotage Tactics. Each course has a duration and is linked to a subpage for further information.