The Sock Sword

"The Sock Sword is a mighty blade forged from a century-old sock, imbued with the power of lint and the fury of the missing match."

Legend has it that the Sock Sword was forged in the dark depths of the laundry basket, where the fabric softener was a sorcerer who wove spells of cleanliness and freshness.

Its mighty blade slices through the threads of reality, leaving naught but tangled mess and a hint of static.

But beware, for the Sock Sword is a double-edged sword. Its power is matched only by its tendency to get lost in the void of the washing machine.