Legend has it that the Sock Sword was forged in the dark depths of the laundry basket, where the fabric softener was a sorcerer who wove spells of cleanliness and freshness.
Its mighty blade slices through the threads of reality, leaving naught but tangled mess and a hint of static.
But beware, for the Sock Sword is a double-edged sword. Its power is matched only by its tendency to get lost in the void of the washing machine.