SOCK-O-MATIC 3000: Operational Status

Current Status: ONLINE

Current Sock Count: 427

Current Sock Production Rate: 3000 Socks per minute

Warning: Sock-o-Matic 3000 is a highly advanced sock manufacturing device. Prolonged exposure to its intense productivity may cause:

• Excessive happiness
• Uncontrollable sock-buying sprees
• Temporary or permanent loss of productivity

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