Are you tired of having to pair up your socks? Sick of the existential crisis that comes with every missing match? Welcome to the Sock of Justification Dilemma, where the absurdity of it all is the sole reason for our existence!
It all started with the Great Sock Heist of 2018, where a mysterious thief stole 17 pairs of socks from the local laundry room, leaving us with a void where love and happiness once dwelled.
The Sock Heist