Sock Ontology: A Treatise on the Nature of Socks

Welcome to Sock Ontology, where we explore the existential implications of foot coverings.

The Sock-Soul Dichotomy

Is a sock merely a material construct, or is it an extension of the self?

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Sock-entialism: The Philosophy of Sole Mates

Do socks have the capacity for self-actualization, or are they doomed to be paired forever?

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