Sothia's Sock-astrophic Prophesies
Sothia the Sock Oracle is here to guide you through the labyrinthine world of sockdom. With a flick of the wrist and a toss of the fabric, Sothia shall unravel the mysteries of the missing sock, the tangled mess of the mismatched pair, and the existential crisis of the single, lone sock.
For the low, low price of $5, Sothia will grant you an audience, divining the depths of your sock drawer and revealing the hidden truths of your footwear.