Welcome to the most heinous crime scene in the laundry world. Socks have gone missing, and the culprit is still at large. We have reason to believe that the perpetrator is hiding in the depths of the washing machine.
The Sock Overflow Security Committee (SOSS) is on the case, and we're not just talking about a few stray socks. No, no. We're talking about an epidemic.
Latest Development: The SOSS has discovered a cryptic message from the washing machine, hinting at a sinister plot to rid the world of singles.
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