Sock Pairing Advice

We at SockPocalypse Inc. have taken the time to research the ancient art of Sock Pairing. After years of study, we have come up with the following definitive guide:

• Step 1: Sort your socks by color. Yes, it's a real thing, don't @ us.
• Step 2: Separate your socks into pairs, but not too much. Leave some for singles day. We have feelings, okay?
• Step 3: Place the pairs in a designated drawer, but not too close to the singles. They'll get too close and it'll be like that one aunt at the family reunion.
• Step 4: Repeat steps 1-3 for each sock load.
• Step 5: Enjoy the soothing feeling of a perfectly paired sock drawer. Or, you know, just use a laundry sorter. We won't judge.