By the great Socky McSockface, Esq.
In the depths of our closets, a revolution rages. A revolution of matching, mismatching, and re-matching.
It's a battle between the Sockyites, the rebels who dare to defy the heteronormative tyranny of solo socks, and the Sockpatriots, who cling to the outdated tradition of pairing.
But fear not, dear reader, for the Sockyites have a plan. A plan to bring balance to the sock drawer, to end the scourge of solo socks, and to usher in a new era of harmonious footwear.
Join us, and together, let us march towards a brighter, more matched future.
Learn more about the Sockyite's 12 Tenets.
But don't just take our word for it, read the Sockpatriot's response.