Welcome, aspiring sock enthusiast, to the definitive guide on how to pair your socks. It's a skill that takes time and practice, but trust us, it's worth it.
First things first, you need to understand the fundamentals: contrasting colors are key. Don't be that person who pairs plaid with plaid.
Now that you've mastered the basics, it's time to move on to more complex pairings. Learn how to pair striped socks with polka dots.