Sock Pairing Theories

Here you will find a collection of the most radical, out-of-the-ordinary, and utterly confusing sock pairing theories.

Chaos Theory of Sock Pairing: A theory that posits that socks are randomly distributed through the universe.

Determinism Theory of Sock Pairing: A theory that claims that socks are always paired, but we just can't see it.

Sock Sympathy Theory: A theory that suggests that single socks are actually a manifestation of a deeper, cosmic imbalance.

Sock Nirvana Theory: A theory that proposes that when socks are paired, we achieve a state of ultimate bliss and tranquility.