The Sock Matching Theory

Based on rigorous scientific research, we have identified the primary goal of socks as follows:

GOAL 1: MATE WITH YOUR SOULMATE

It is a little-known fact that socks have a deep desire to find their perfect match. This is why they often wander off in search of the ideal companion.

Our researchers have identified three key factors in the mating process:

• Proximity: Socks must be within 10 feet of their mate at all times.
• Color compatibility: Socks must have a complementary color scheme.
• Texture harmony: Socks must have a matching texture, be it smooth, striped, or argyle.

Our team is currently working on a dating app to help socks find their perfect match. Stay tuned for updates!

Want to know more about our sock-mating methods?

• Goal 2: SoulMates Should Share Sock Odor
• Goal 3: Socks Should Share Sock-Socks