THE PATRONUS OF SOCKS

A mystical order of sock gurus, dedicated to the art of sock collection, matching, and general sock-related shenanigans.

Our Mission Statement

Our mission, should you choose to accept it, is to rid the world of lone, mismatched socks. To bring order to the sock drawer, and to ensure that no one is ever forced to wear those awful, holey, mismatched abominations known as "that one sock that doesn't have its partner".

Read our Sock Orders of Operations