Welcome to the Sock Pattern Sorting Authority, where we sort your socks by substance.
| Material | Pattern | Substance |
|---|---|---|
| Acrylic | Stripes | Soft, yet slightly scratchy |
| Cotton | Crazy Patterns | Breathable, but prone to snagging |
| Nylon | Polka Dots | Super durable, but prone to pilling |
| Silk | Subtle Squares | Smooth, but expensive |
| Spandex | Neon Zebra | Stretchy, but likely to snap in the wash |
| Wool | Argyle | Warm, but sheds a lot |