Sock Patterns Over Sock Colors

A comprehensive guide to the most important decision you'll ever make: which socks to wear with your favorite colors.

Stripes

Because who needs to blend in when you can make a statement with bold, horizontal stripes?

Stripes over Stripes: The Ultimate Expression of Sartorial Sophistication

Polka Dots

For when you want to say, "I'm a fun, carefree spirit with a penchant for whimsy."

Dots over Dots: The Unrelenting Joy of Socky Proportions

Hearts

Because, honestly, who needs actual relationships when you can just wear heart-print socks and call it a day?