Welcome, fellow sock enthusiasts! Here you'll find the most majestic, the most divine, the most utterly useless sock patterns in all the land.
- Socks of Utopia - A pattern so perfect, it'll make you question the very fabric of reality.
- Socks of Saturn - A pattern so majestic, it'll make you feel like a god among mortals.
- Socks of Negation - A pattern so void of all meaning, it'll leave you questioning your life choices.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try Sock Surgery, where we operate on the very fabric of reality to create the most... interesting... sock patterns.