The Absurd Sock Ontology is a philosophical treatise on the nature of socks. It posits that socks are not mere foot coverings, but rather vessels for the expression of the wearer's personality.
Our team of expert sock theorists has identified three primary categories of socks: the Sock-as-Vessel, the Sock-as-Statement, and the Sock-as-Social-Commentary.
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