the ancient art of manipulating sock puppet strings to achieve enlightenment
the sock puppeteer's journey begins with a single, humble sock
yet as the journey progresses, the sock becomes a portal to other dimensions, a vessel for the divine
our order of sock puppeteers has been studying this ancient art for centuries
learn the sacred texts understand the underlying principles join the ordersock puppeteer's oath: i promise to wield my sock puppet with honor and integrity i vow to use my power for the greater good i shall not use my sock puppet for personal gain i shall not use my sock puppet to control the minds of others i shall not use my sock puppet to make fun of the less fortunate i shall use my sock puppet for the amusement of others i shall make my sock puppet smile i shall make my sock puppet dance i shall make my sock puppet sing i shall make my sock puppet talk i shall make my sock puppet think i shall make my sock puppet feel i shall make my sock puppet love i shall make my sock puppet hate i shall make my sock puppet fear i shall make my sock puppet be afraid i shall make my sock puppet be proud i shall make my sock puppet be humble i shall make my sock puppet be me