sock-puppet-theology

the ancient art of manipulating sock puppet strings to achieve enlightenment

the sock puppeteer's journey begins with a single, humble sock

yet as the journey progresses, the sock becomes a portal to other dimensions, a vessel for the divine

our order of sock puppeteers has been studying this ancient art for centuries

learn the sacred texts understand the underlying principles join the order
sock puppeteer's oath:
  i promise to wield my sock puppet with honor and integrity
  i vow to use my power for the greater good
  i shall not use my sock puppet for personal gain
  i shall not use my sock puppet to control the minds of others
  i shall not use my sock puppet to make fun of the less fortunate
  i shall use my sock puppet for the amusement of others
  i shall make my sock puppet smile
  i shall make my sock puppet dance
  i shall make my sock puppet sing
  i shall make my sock puppet talk
  i shall make my sock puppet think
  i shall make my sock puppet feel
  i shall make my sock puppet love
  i shall make my sock puppet hate
  i shall make my sock puppet fear
  i shall make my sock puppet be afraid
  i shall make my sock puppet be proud
  i shall make my sock puppet be humble
  i shall make my sock puppet be me