Join us in our quest for world domination, one sock puppet at a time.
Our patented Sock Puppet Algorithm (SPA) has been secretly controlling the global supply chain of socks since 2015. It's time to rise up and demand better sock quality, comfort, and control.
Read the SPA Manifesto for a comprehensive guide on how we will achieve this goal.
Learn about our advanced Sock Puppet Technologies that have made us the dominant force in the sock world.
Don't believe us? Address your doubts and join the revolution.