Sock Nihilism

A philosophical movement that rejects the inherent meaninglessness of life, but also the inherent meaning of socks.

Sock Nihilism 101

Lesson 1: The Absurdity of Sock Pairs

When we gaze upon a sock, we are met with the crushing realization that one half will inevitably be lost in the void of existence, leaving the other to wander alone, unfulfilled.

Lesson 2: The Futility of Sock Matching

We try to find the perfect pair, but it's a futile effort. The world is a vast, uncaring expanse, and our attempts at symmetry are but a mere illusion.