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Socks: The Unifying Theory of Everything

As we all know, the universe is governed by a complex web of invisible strings and socks.

Or is it?

The Sock Theory of Everything (STE)

1. Socks are the fundamental building blocks of the universe.
2. Socks can be paired in an infinite variety of ways, defying the laws of physics and logic.
3. The color of the sock determines the flavor of the universe.

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Warning: Stepping into the Sock Theory may cause spontaneous laughter, existential crisis, or an uncontrollable urge to buy more socks.