Introduction

It's a mystery that has plagued humanity for centuries: where do socks go when they disappear in the wash? The answer, my friends, lies in the realm of Sock Entanglement Theory.

F= ma
F = (1.5 * m * v^2) / r^2

Entanglement Mechanics

According to our theory, socks are entangled with their partner socks in a way that defies classical physics. It's as if they're connected by an invisible, non-local thread.

∂t ∂ψ = -iℏ (∂ψ/∂x) = 0