Welcome to Sock Prophets School, where we teach the ancient art of sock gazing and the mystical ways of footwear forecasting!
Our esteemed professors are renowned sock experts, having spent years perfecting the art of predicting sock trends, sniffing out the perfect match, and battling the scourge of lint.
Our curriculum includes:
- Intro to Sockology
- Advanced Sock Forecasting
- Lint Removal Techniques
- Sock Matching Mastery
- Care and Maintenance of Socks (CAMS for short)
Don't just walk the walk, run the run! Enroll in Sock Prophets School today and unlock the secrets of the sock universe!
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