Sock Protocol Violations

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Case File #1: The Missing Sock of Doom

A lone sock, once paired with its mate, was found abandoned in the washing machine.

Investigation revealed:

• Unbalanced load cycle
• Insufficient detergent
• Unidentified Sock-Eating Monster

Case File #2: The Sock Puppeteer Sock Puppeteer Methods Sock Safety Protocol Unidentified Sock-Eating Monsters Sock Retrieval Agents Sock Forensic Expertise Sock Protocol Violators' Hall of Fame