Feature 1: The Sock Protocol

By implementing the Sock Protocol, you can finally have a single, organized place to store all your mismatched socks. No more lost socks, no more lonely sock drawers!

We've taken a bold approach to sock organization, using a combination of quantum computing and advanced materials science to create a system that adapts to your sock needs.

With our patented Sock-O-Matic algorithm, you'll be able to track the movement of every sock, from the moment it leaves the dryer to when it's paired with its perfect mate.

• Feature 2: The Sock-o-matic 5000
• Feature 3: Sock-Sorting Facility