Most Likely to Get Stolen

Our top-of-the-line, expertly crafted sock puppet hardware has been engineered to be the most coveted and pilfered item in the office supply closet.

Features:

• Unbeige color scheme, expertly designed to blend into any office environment
• Super-slim profile, making it easy to slip into a purse or briefcase
• Built-in snack compartment, perfect for stashing an emergency granola bar

Order now and receive a complimentary set of forged receipts for your stolen sock puppet!