Sock Puppet Hierarchy

A Place Where Socks Go to Plot World Domination

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Welcome to the Sock Puppet Hierarchy, where socks have taken over the world.

It's a place where missing socks come to plot their revenge against their human overlords.

Here's what's happening:

• Our Sock Puppet Overlord, King Socky McSocksalot, has taken over the world.
• We're training new sock puppets at Sock Puppet Training Academy.
• The Sock Puppet Army is on the move, and we need your help.