Section 1: Sock Puppets 101
Step 1: Identify the Sock Puppet
Look for tell-tale signs of Sock Puppets, including:
- Unrealistic grin-to-eyebrow ratio
- Unnecessarily bright and cheerful demeanor
- Tendency to spout off rehearsed, over-enthusiastic monologues
Section 2: Advanced Sock Puppet Inspection Techniques
Step 2: Analyze Sock Puppet Behavior
Watch for signs of Sock Puppet behavior, including:
- Excessive use of buzzwords like "synergy" and "disrupt"
- Tendency to use overly complicated vocabulary to explain simple concepts
- Use of awkward, over-the-top body language