Our Slogan:
“We’re not just lawyers, we’re the ones pulling the strings.”
Our Services:
- Divorce Sock Puppetry (DSPT): We’ll help you win the heart of your spouse with our patented Sock Puppet Therapy.
- Sock Puppetry for Business (SPB): Let us handle your corporate mergers and acquisitions, because who needs a soul when you can have synergy?
- Sock Puppetry for the Win (SPW): We’ll help you get the upper hand in your next game of rock, paper, scissors.