Sock Puppet Ninjutsu Syllabus Part 1: The Art of Sneaky Footwork

Lesson 1: Basic Sock Puppet Techniques

In this, the inaugural chapter of our Sock Puppet Ninjutsu Syllabus, you will learn the fundamentals of stealthy foot-based martial arts. We will cover topics including but not limited to:

• Mastering the art of sneaking up on a sleeping toddler
• Perfecting the 'sock-in-the-dark' technique
• Deflecting a stray ball of yarn with ease

Recommended Reading:

Before diving into the nitty-gritty of Sock Puppet Ninjutsu, we recommend reading the following texts:

1. Sock Puppet Ninjutsu Syllabus Part 2: Advanced Sock Techniques
2. Sock Puppet Ninja Training Manual: A Comprehensive Guide to Sock Fu