**Year 0: The Sock Puppet Uprising Begins** In a daring heist, a rogue group of socks, tired of being sole-mates, rose up against their human overlords. Led by the fearless Sock Puppet King Zorvath, the rebels took to the streets, demanding equal rights and an end to the practice of being worn without consent.
In a shocking turn of events, the Sock Puppets, having gained control of the laundry room, began to systematically dismantle the fabric of society. They replaced all the humans' socks with their own, creating a worldประก of endless matching, but also one of unmatched chaos.
With their power at its peak, the Sock Puppets established a utopian society where every human had a matching partner, and single socks were a relic of the past. But, as with all things, this era came to an end with the discovery of Sock Nirvana, a mystical realm where singles socks could achieve enlightenment.
As the Sock Puppets' grip on society began to slip, humans rose up once more, determined to reclaim their lost sole-mates. The Sock Puppets, however, fought back with their arsenal of Sock-Ninja-Slings, a devastating combination of sticky residue and elastic fibers.
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