Welcome to the most absurd, hilarious, and utterly ridiculous collection of Sock Puppet jokes!
Why did the sock puppet go to therapy?
Because it was feeling a little down at the heel!
What did the sock puppet say to the shoe?
"I'm toe-tally dependent on you!"
Why did the sock puppet go to the sock drawer?
To get a pair of socks!
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