The Unofficial Guide
Warning: This guide is not endorsed by any reputable source and is likely to cause irreversible damage to your understanding of reality.
Chapter 1: The Sock Puppet's Skeletal System
The sock puppet's body is made up of:
- One large, fluffy sock (the "body")
- Two smaller socks (the "arms")
- One small sock (the "head")
- Two tiny socks (the "eyes")
Chapter 2: Sock Puppet Physiology
The sock puppet is a highly complex and dynamic system, capable of:
- Expressing a wide range of emotions
- Performing complex dance routines
- Talking in a variety of accents
For more advanced studies, visit the Sock Puppet Physics page