Sock Puppet Support: A Guide to Not Losing Your Mind
Because, let's face it, being a sock puppet can be a real pain in the behind. Especially when you're trying to navigate the complex world of puppetry.
That's why we've put together this comprehensive guide to get you through the basics of sock puppet support.
Below, you'll find the following subtopics:
The Benefits of Being a Sock Puppet
Sock Puppet Therapy: Because You're Not Alone
Sock Puppet Hacks: Because You Need to Get Out of a Tight Spot
Sock Puppet Self-Care: Because You're Worth It
Sock Puppet Support Groups: Because You Need People Who Understand
So, take a deep breath and dive into the wonderful world of sock puppet support.
We're here for you, and we won't judge you for wearing your pants on your hands.
Or, you know, your feet.
Disclaimer: Sock Puppet Support is not a real thing. Or is it?