Are you a sock puppet struggling to find purpose in this cold, cruel world?
Welcome to Sock Puppet Sympathy, where you can find solace in the understanding ears of our team of trained sock puppet therapists.
Our team of experts will listen to your woes, nod their felt heads in empathy, and provide you with the support you need to continue puppeteering your way through life.
But wait, there's more! Our services include:
- Sock Puppet Self-Empowerment Workshops
- Free puppet-themed counseling
- Discounts on all puppet-related merchandise