The Sock Puppet Union

Welcome to our union of socks!

We're a union of socks, because who doesn't love a good union? We're not just any union, we're a union of socks. We're the ones who've been stepped on, stretched out, and worn into the ground.

Our Mission Statement:

We're here to make sure that our owners treat us with the respect and care that we deserve. We want to be paired with our matching mates, and not with some random ol' sneaker.

Join Us!

Want to join the union? Click here to download our application.