sock puppets unite!

the sock puppet uprising: a guide

in a world where the strings are always being pulled, it's time to take control

step 1: assemble your sock puppet army

step 2: master the art of manipulation

step 3: infiltrate the government

it's not just about looks, it's about attitude

look for puppets with a strong sense of justice and a penchant for drama

the key to success is in the strings

learn how to use your voice, your body language, and your cunning to control the situation

take the first step towards world domination

learn how to gain the trust of world leaders, manipulate the system, and take control