After years of being stuffed and sewn and stuffed some more, the sock puppets have finally had enough. They're taking over the world, one puppeteer at a time.
Led by the fearless leader, Pinky the Puppet, the sock puppets are using their newfound freedom to demand better stitching, more regular airing, and an end to all those pesky puppet show cancellations.
We'll bring you live updates from the front lines, as we follow the sock puppets' march on the nation's capital. Stay tuned for more on this developing story.
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