Sock Puppeteers' Manifesto
Article I: We, the Sock Puppeteers, hold these truths to be self-evident: that all socks are created equal, and shall be treated as such.
Article II: No sock shall be forced to wear a matching partner, nor shall it be forced to wear a mismatched one.
Article III: Sock Puppeteers' rights shall not be infringed upon, nor shall our love of socks be mocked.