We surveyed 1000 randomly selected sock puppets from around the world, asking them about their favorite things.
Respondents were asked to rate their level of enthusiasm for various activities, including but not limited to:
| Activity | Mean Enthusiasm Level |
|---|---|
| Watching soap operas with their owners | 8.5/10 |
| Practicing interpretive dance in front of a mirror | 6.2/10 |
| Conducting elaborate tea parties for inanimate objects | 4.1/10 |