History of Sock Puppetry
It all started with the great Sock Puppet Uprising of 1987.
Led by the infamous Sock Puppet King, a charismatic figure with a penchant for brightly colored toes.
The Sock Puppet King rallied his followers with the cry of "Tighter, not tighter, but tighter!"
But the Sock Puppets were no match for the authorities, and their reign of terror was short-lived.
Or was it?