MetaPuppet Theater Presents
Welcome to the world's most meta meta-metaverse
Welcome, puny visitor! We're glad you could make it to this most meta of meta-metaverses. Our theater is home to the world's most advanced sock puppets, performing the most meta of meta-plays.
Our puppets are not just puppets, but also sentient, self-aware, and secretly controlling your thoughts. Don't worry, they're not here to brainwash you... unless you want them to.
Upcoming Shows:
Don't forget to tip your puppeteers! They're not just performing for tips, but also for the sake of your sanity.
