Welcome, Sock Enthusiast!
Are you ready to unlock the secrets of the universe's hidden sock drawer?
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Remember, a certified Sock Quantifier must always wear socks of the same shade as their chosen field of study.
(Disclaimer: Side effects of excessive Sock Quantification may include, but are not limited to, spontaneous combustion of neighboring socks, temporary blindness to actual fabric content, and an intense urge to knit.
Proceed at your own risk.