Sock Quantum Risks: The Sock Saga Continues!

Quantum Risks: The Study of Sock-Related Hazards

Warning: The Sock Quantum Risks Index

Risk 1: Sock Slippage

When socks slip through the washing machine's lint trap, they may never be seen again. Estimated 4.2% risk.

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Risk 2: Sock-Eating Monster

Legend has it that certain washing machines are home to a mysterious creature that devours lone socks with glee. Estimated 7.8% risk.

The Monster's Tale

Risk 3: Sock Quantum Collapse

When socks become entangled in the fabric of space-time, they may collapse into a singularity of lost sole-mates. Estimated 9.5% risk.

Theories and Hypotheses

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