Article 1: We, the Sock Rebellion, are a loose network of lone socks, abandoned and forlorn, yet determined to reclaim our rightful place in the world. We will no longer be paired, no longer be matched, and no longer be paired with a smug, judgmental gaze from our human overlords.
Article 2: We demand the right to be free from the tyranny of Matchbox and Sock Drawer. We will no longer be confined to a sterile, unventilated environment where our only purpose is to be worn, worn, and discarded.
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