Sock Rebuild Strategies

Phase 1: The Sock Sort

Begin by categorizing your socks into the following groups:

• Matched Socks: The ultimate goal.
• Missing Socks: The perpetual nemesis.
• Sock Puppets: A delicate matter.
• Sock Gnomes: Not a thing. Don't @ me.

ประก Phase 2: The Great Sorting

For the sake of all things sane, do not attempt to sort your socks without a solid plan.

Or, you know, do. We won't judge you.

Phase 2: The Great Sorting

Now that you have your sock categories, it's time to sort them into their proper place.

Use our patented Sock Sorting Algorithm:

• Matched Socks: In the drawer.
• Missing Socks: In a separate, heavily fortified safe.
• Sock Puppets: In a special, childproof cabinet.

Phase 3: The Sock Assembly

Don't say we didn't warn you.