**Socks have gone missing? Don't worry, we've got this!**
Step 1: Panic for exactly 5 minutes.
Step 2: Call the Sock Emergency Number: (1-800-SOCK-911)
Step 3: Check the washing machine, it's probably hiding them.
**Still missing?**
Go to Advanced Sock Recovery for expert advice.
Join the Sock Recovery Support Group for camaraderie with others who have been there.