Welcome to the Sock Recycling 3000, where we turn your old, mismatched socks into a new, slightly-matched sock collection. Our state-of-the-art, totally-not-slow process involves:
Step 1: Sock Sorting Algorithm, our patented, totally-not-buggy system that separates the wheat from the chaff.
Step 2: Sock Stretching Technique, a process so precise, so delicate, so utterly un-replicable by the competition.
Step 3: Sock Tying Machine, where our robots work tirelessly to create the perfect, slightly-uneven knot.
And that's it! Your old socks are reborn as a new, slightly-used pair. Visit us today and experience the thrill of sock recycling!
Learn more about Sock Recycling 3000 in our brochure!Side effects of Sock Recycling 3000 may include: mild euphoria, temporary sock envy, spontaneous urge to buy more socks.